ASCE TooMuchInformation 2015
$25.46
Too Much Information – Living the Civil Engineering Life
Published By | Publication Date | Number of Pages |
ASCE | 2015 | 224 |
If you find yourself doing the quick pocket pat-down known as the Engineerās Checkā¦ If you use a MathCAD analogy to explain the birds and the bees to your teenagerā¦ If you are so steeped in structural parameters that you chortle over inappropriate variablesā¦ If you watched The Sopranos just for the bridges pictured in the opening montageā¦ ā¦ you are a candidate for Brian Brennerās latest collection of humorous essays that celebrate life as a practicing civil engineer. In this book youāll learn valuable skills, like egosurfing and how to use tribbles in a meeting to tell the engineers from the contractors. Youāll ponder what bridges would be like if they could sing, and youāll discover friendships you never knew bridges could have, through social media. Brenner also invites you to consider serious subjects, like the transition from student to professional engineer and the growth in girth of engineering standards. He speculates on what will happen when, one day, some researcher determines that the current amount of information is good enough. Until then, Too Much Information: Living the Civil Engineering Life will entertain you even while it shows just how well civil engineering can explain life. Praise for Donāt Throw This Away! The Civil Engineering Life Brennerās honest, assured voice, brainiac populism, and bite-sized essays make this a quirky, addictive winner that should bring out the āinner civil engineerā in a wide cross-section of readers.” Publishers Weekly Brian Brenner, P.E., is a vice president and structural engineer with Fay, Spofford, and Thorndike in Burlington, Massachusetts. His work includes bridge design projects throughout New England and the New York metropolitan area. As a professor at Tufts University, he teaches the bridge and concrete design classes and advises students on research projects. He is the author of Donāt Throw This Away! The Civil Engineering Life and Bridginess: More of the Civil Engineering Life, both published by ASCE Press.”
PDF Catalog
PDF Pages | PDF Title |
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9 | Contents |
11 | Foreword |
13 | Roll the Maps |
23 | Googling Yourself |
28 | The Trouble with Invasive Species and Tribbles |
31 | My New Snow Blower |
34 | Disco Bridge |
37 | Friended by a Bridge |
41 | When I Was on Jeopardy |
46 | Too Much Information |
60 | Mathcad and S-E-X |
62 | Inappropriate Variables |
65 | How to Buy Presents, Engineerās Edition |
69 | The Amazing Bridge Race, by Ryan Marshall |
80 | Gas Mileage |
84 | Columbo as a Bridge Engineer |
89 | Rhode Island |
93 | The Engineerās Check |
97 | Pomelos |
100 | Itās the End of the World as We Know It |
104 | No Borders |
108 | Zip It |
113 | A Bridge Offer You Canāt Refuse |
117 | September 12 |
122 | Cape in a Day |
128 | Cross-Country |
144 | Whoās on First: Bridge Edition |
146 | Holy Spanning Function, Batman! |
149 | Engineering Valentineās Day |
152 | You Do It, and Then Itās Done |
155 | Schoolās Out |
158 | Raising the Bridge |
162 | The Short List |
165 | Return to Dulles |
168 | Riverside |
171 | The Red and the Blue |
174 | Aging and Infrastructure |
176 | Number One, Baby! |
180 | The Bridges of Dallas |
184 | A Human Bridge at the Super Bowl |
187 | You Need Brain Surgery |
190 | Proposing on a Bridge |
196 | Slope Stability of Pretzel Bags |
198 | Horizontal versus Vertical Construction |
204 | Giant Pumpkin |
207 | When You Donāt Know Enough to Google |
213 | Acknowledgments |
216 | Publishing Credits |
217 | About the Author |